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death-by-lulz:

bootyhole-princess:

A SCARED TIGER UGH. MY HEART

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

death-by-lulz:

bootyhole-princess:

A SCARED TIGER UGH. MY HEART

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

Tywin: Up yours, granny!
Olenna: You couldn’t handle it!

Brienne of Tarth Meme: Moments of Badassery [2/5]

victoriousvocabulary:

DAFFADOWNDILLY

[noun]

an archaic and poetic variation for daffodil, a yellow or white spring flower.

Etymology: alteration of daffodil; unexplained variant of Middle English affodile < Vulgar Latin affodillus, variant of asphodelus < Greek asphódelos, “asphodel”.

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fitnessbyjune:

championsaremade:

Saw this while grocery shopping today. Couldn’t have said it better myself

This is fabulous and truer than anything ever said.

fitnessbyjune:

championsaremade:

Saw this while grocery shopping today. Couldn’t have said it better myself

This is fabulous and truer than anything ever said.

lospaziobianco:

http://chaoslife.findchaos.com/catconvo
via

lospaziobianco:

http://chaoslife.findchaos.com/catconvo

via

wilwheaton:

sassingintothevoid:

Coffee porn.     (Cinemagraphs and gifs from this cool article.)

AKA Sean Bonner porn.

Well now I'm curious. I looked up all of the books that you recommended and there's only one by a male writer. You know men write YA too, right? It's not just stories about vapid teen girls. There are real stories in there. Might I recommend you branch out to include more stories that aren't just about teen girls? Neil Gaiman, David Levithan, Jay Asher just to name a few.

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summerscourtney:

aprihop:

 There are real stories in there

are you trying to tell me, a woman, that a story about a “vapid” teen girl isn’t a real story? dude are you lost on the way to /r/theredpill or something?

i’m not at all interested in the authors mentioned, or their books. they do nothing for me. if you want to recommend books to people, go ahead and do it, but i’m not going to do it for you. and for real, neil gaiman? do you even go here? 

ok which one of you is trolling me tho

"Men write YA too, right? It’s not just stories about vapid teen girls."

"Men write YA too, right? It’s not just stories about vapid teen girls."

"Men write YA too, right? It’s not just stories about vapid teen girls."

"Men write YA too, right? It’s not just stories about vapid teen girls."

"Men write YA too, right? It’s not just stories about vapid teen girls."

"Men write YA too, right? It’s not just stories about vapid teen girls."

Wow, every time I publish a YA novel, I hope there are at least 10 male YA writers out there to make up for my stories about vapid teenage girls.  WAIT.  What am I even saying.  My books aren’t even REAL!  They don’t even exist.  Thank goodness for that because they’re about girls.

This is why the ongoing conversation about how undermined and discredited female YA writers are for their work is so important.  Whether or not this ask is serious—I hope it’s not, but ha ha as a YA author I’ve seen exactly this sentiment when it is—it’s super indicative of a very real and pervasive and damaging attitude that NEEDS CHANGING.  (Or wait, does it?  It’s just hurting girls, after all!  Those vapid, vapid girls.)  Also a perfect example of how any story that has value to a girl is completely devalued BECAUSE it has value to a girl.

I mean, seriously, how can you write someone an ask like that with any kind of sincerity and not see how messed up the overall sentiment driving it is?

radtimes32:

gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

I dunno, I could probably eat that much.

Do you see any of yourself in either Cap or in Steve Rogers?

dear-monday:

So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid coming home from Hogwarts and being all, “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME…

awkwardsituationist:

photos by alberto ghizzi panizzafrom of two snails on italy’s po river mesmerized by a raindrop, the seeming vortex it created, and its almost instant disappearance.
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You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple the unemployment isn’t interested in purchasing the assets of the generation who just blew an enormous housing bubble and kept it from popping through quantitative easing and out-and-out federal support? Curious.

lair-master:

"Home Alone 2: Lost in New York" is basically two 1st level rogues trying to kill a level 20 rogue. Kevin McCallister is a master trapsmith.

stereowire:

winter soldier winter soldie rwinter soldier w inter soldierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rolls around on the floor screaming until april

stereowire:

winter soldier winter soldie rwinter soldier w inter soldierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

rolls around on the floor screaming until april